The 15 Easy Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend
No one wants to eat chicken everyday. This is true when it comes to women as well. Unfortunately a woman’s value depreciates over time....
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No one wants to eat chicken everyday. This is true when it comes to women as well.
Unfortunately a woman’s value depreciates over time. She is getting older and not getting any tighter. Eventually the same girl gets old faster than stale bread, compelling men to cheat.
There has been a recent influx of men getting caught with their side chicks. This has led to many unnecessary arguments and eventually break ups. In order to deal with this issue we have created a foolproof guide to get away with cheating.
If you follow this guide rigorously you will be able to comfortable sit back and reap the benefits of your successful endeavors. Here are the 15 ways to successfully cheat on your girlfriend.
15. Always have a password, never let her hold your phone.
14. Change your passwords as many times as she changes purses.
13. Lie from day one, it will kill your conscience quicker.
12. Have an excuse for the 30 texts you get from "Dave Office"
11. As soon as she starts interrogating you, switch roles, and play the victim.
10. She will accuse you, do all you can to eat the box.
9. Have a good poker face, do not show guilt. That's a female trait.
8. Have three or four alibis at any given moment.
7. Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.
6. No selfies with the side chick.
5. Don't forget to get the lipstick off your shirt and your dick.
4. When with your side chick always pay in cash and burn the receipts.
3. Make sure your side chick knows she's your side chick. Stop buying her gifts.
2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.
1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.
There has been a recent influx of men getting caught with their side chicks. This has led to many unnecessary arguments and eventually break ups. In order to deal with this issue we have created a foolproof guide to get away with cheating.
If you follow this guide rigorously you will be able to comfortable sit back and reap the benefits of your successful endeavors. Here are the 15 ways to successfully cheat on your girlfriend.
15. Always have a password, never let her hold your phone.
14. Change your passwords as many times as she changes purses.
13. Lie from day one, it will kill your conscience quicker.
12. Have an excuse for the 30 texts you get from "Dave Office"
11. As soon as she starts interrogating you, switch roles, and play the victim.
10. She will accuse you, do all you can to eat the box.
9. Have a good poker face, do not show guilt. That's a female trait.
8. Have three or four alibis at any given moment.
7. Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.
6. No selfies with the side chick.
5. Don't forget to get the lipstick off your shirt and your dick.
4. When with your side chick always pay in cash and burn the receipts.
3. Make sure your side chick knows she's your side chick. Stop buying her gifts.
2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.
1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.
HmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm lips sealed
ReplyDeleteTalking about morals! The originator of this article has lost all he has to leave for. So sorry for him as a woman.
ReplyDeletemaybe its a woman
ReplyDeletehahhahaha.......this writer must have been a resident of Sodom and Gomorah!
ReplyDeleteWow make so much sense this must be the Devil himself. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteNonsence
ReplyDeleteDis aint gonna work on mine...
ReplyDeleteM seeing dis article as d big joke dt it is....its pretty funny tho,in my opinion.
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